Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known across the land that quiche is - and has always been - the perfect food: endlessly versatile, unapologetically rich, and gloriously extra.

During my reign, I decree that every creation within this kingdom must begin with a handmade French pastry crust. For if we are to bake, we shall bake with honour.

We hereby reject the false choice between flavour and feeling. Our quiches shall delight the senses without summoning regret, leaving all who dine both satisfied and sovereign.

Long live the crust. Long live the flavour. Long live the Quiche King.